To the Editor:

    The story has it that Johnny Weissmuller, Olympic swimmer and everyone’s favorite Tarzan portrayer, would frequently rock the halls of the nursing home he spent his last years in with his signature Tarzan yell (well echoed for another generation by comedienne Carol Burnett).  Clint Eastwood’s later years, likewise, should equally be a real hoot, although he definitely should not be allowed to have firearms.

RP